Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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