i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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