he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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