What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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