So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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