...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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