YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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