was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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