I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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