Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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