So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
He has the fingertips of a God
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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