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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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