I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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