I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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