I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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