just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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