turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Randomize
