i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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