I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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