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I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.

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(502): I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away. http://tfl.nu/vvbq

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(949): View more from California

even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that

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(949): even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that http://tfl.nu/ftma

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(423): View more from Tennessee

i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.

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(423): i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago. http://tfl.nu/sxj3

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(515): View more from Iowa

It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..

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(515): It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now.. http://tfl.nu/43y7

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(315): View more from New York

THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!

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(315): THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!! http://tfl.nu/7uwm

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(915): View more from Texas

like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on

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(915): like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on http://tfl.nu/aizw

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(802): View more from Vermont

I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do

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(802): I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do http://tfl.nu/o1hg

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.

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(920): I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night. http://tfl.nu/zpas

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(908): View more from New Jersey

HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.

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(908): HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW. http://tfl.nu/s4dk

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(830): View more from Texas

You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.

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(830): You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations. http://tfl.nu/eber

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(707): View more from California

I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm

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(707): I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm http://tfl.nu/rltc

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.

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(601): I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work. http://tfl.nu/dzc4

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(361): View more from Texas

He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.

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(361): He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands. http://tfl.nu/q1p7

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(406): View more from Montana

1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought

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(406): 1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought http://tfl.nu/94t9

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(386): View more from Florida

only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad

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(386): only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad http://tfl.nu/8a8k

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