dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket