I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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