i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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