I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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