I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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