Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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