The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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