they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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