do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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