My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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