my vag is so smooth its legendary
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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