We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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