pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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