every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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