escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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