Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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