So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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