When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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