Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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