Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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