OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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