so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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