So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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