I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
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I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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