dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You should frame my arrest warrant.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize