Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
