You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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