we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She even gives head with a lisp.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.