dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I wannas sexs uuuuu
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.