No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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