Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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