yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
