What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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