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Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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