Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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